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You should never let a man be sure of you.

Hells to the yeah, Mr. President. Let’s get you a second term.

stfuhatemongers:

ohbelowme:

barackobama:

POTUS was fired up at the UAW today.

MY President.

Thank you Mr. President for doing what you can to restore my faith in you.

You got that right sir.

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My Private Prison.: How to piss people off based on their zodiacs. »

summer-into-dust:

Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.

Taurus – Hide or damage their valuables. Use their stuff without first asking permission. Take their money. Starve them. Give them food that looks,…